Unfortuntately, Heather...

I got this idea from Mindy, who got the idea from someone else. You type "Unfortunately, followed by your name" into Google search engine and see what comes up. I was very entertained by this and probably found to many. But I sit here at work on a Friday night waiting for another 1 1/2 hours before I can go home, so what the heck, I had fun!!! And just as Mindy found, some of them are actually true and some are just hilarious!

1. Unfortunately, Heather was only able to pass the reading component of the tests (probably true)
   
2. Unfortunately Heather figured out the ruse and is now pressing charges against the paper (no idea)
   
3. Unfortunately Heather has surfaced on our screens in Scrubs; ads for L’Oreal & the short lived LAX (Wouldn't that be awsome)
4. Unfortunately Heather's early releases are no longer available for purchase (how sad)
5. Unfortunately, Heather forgot to follow the most important advice: Stay out of the path of runaway police motorcycles (yes because that would be bad)
6. Unfortunately Heather will never go away (sorry!)
7. Unfortunately, Heather's caseload is currently full (if that means that I am working, then yes, that is true)
8. Unfortunately, Heather and her pal were too busy to stop and chat (hmmm, me not chat, probably not true)
9. Unfortunately, Heather did not win (probably true)
10. Unfortunately, Heather is extremely beautiful and gets hooked up with guys that are equally beautiful but cheaters (true about the men, not so true about me ;) Love ya, hon!!)
11. Unfortunately, Heather's Mom is not too bright (sorry, mom that is definitely not true :)
12. Unfortunately, Heather's first job didn't work (neither did the 2nd job through the 10th job)
13. Unfortunately, Heather's mother is too busy getting established as the local veterinarian and her father too obsessed with his new sailboat (not so much about mom, but dad does like his boats ;)
14. Unfortunately, Heather's story beyond 'Black Jack' is something we can't go into detail about (my husband might get jealous, until he found out he could meet him in person :)
15. Unfortunately, Heather is married (true)
16. Unfortunately, Heather hates the winter — it is too long (but most people who live here hate winter, too!) (sooo, true)
17. Unfortunately, Heather will turn 20 fairly soon and no longer be eligible to shoot as a junior. We're looking for replacements! (If only it was my 20th birthday coming up ;)
18. Unfortunately Heather isn't quite making that much yet. (soooo very true)
19. Unfortunately Heather thinks of herself as another Judge Judy!!!! She is always right, and everyone else is wrong. (mostly true :)
20. Unfortunately, Heather was not able to make it to the studio but has a perfect home studio of her own in Germany (if only I had a home studio and one in Germany would be cool too).

And my personal 2 favorites of all and I think they speak for themselves:

1. Unfortunately Heather has to work as a hooker to pay for her retro fashion obsession
2. Unfortunately, Heather lost the ability to transform into Sasquatch