- Unfortunately, Heather was only able to pass the reading component of the tests (probably true)
- Unfortunately Heather figured out the ruse and is now pressing charges against the paper (no idea)
- Unfortunately Heather has surfaced on our screens in Scrubs; ads for L’Oreal & the short lived LAX (Wouldn't that be awsome)
- Unfortunately Heather's early releases are no longer available for purchase (how sad)
- Unfortunately, Heather forgot to follow the most important advice: Stay out of the path of runaway police motorcycles (yes because that would be bad)
- Unfortunately Heather will never go away (sorry!)
- Unfortunately, Heather's caseload is currently full (if that means that I am working, then yes, that is true)
- Unfortunately, Heather and her pal were too busy to stop and chat (hmmm, me not chat, probably not true)
- Unfortunately, Heather did not win (probably true)
- Unfortunately, Heather is extremely beautiful and gets hooked up with guys that are equally beautiful but cheaters (true about the men, not so true about me ;) Love ya, hon!!)
- Unfortunately, Heather's Mom is not too bright (sorry, mom that is definitely not true :)
- Unfortunately, Heather's first job didn't work (neither did the 2nd job through the 10th job)
- Unfortunately, Heather's mother is too busy getting established as the local veterinarian and her father too obsessed with his new sailboat (not so much about mom, but dad does like his boats ;)
- Unfortunately, Heather's story beyond 'Black Jack' is something we can't go into detail about (my husband might get jealous, until he found out he could meet him in person :)
- Unfortunately, Heather is married (true)
- Unfortunately, Heather hates the winter — it is too long (but most people who live here hate winter, too!) (sooo, true)
- Unfortunately, Heather will turn 20 fairly soon and no longer be eligible to shoot as a junior. We're looking for replacements! (If only it was my 20th birthday coming up ;)
- Unfortunately Heather isn't quite making that much yet. (soooo very true)
- Unfortunately Heather thinks of herself as another Judge Judy!!!! She is always right, and everyone else is wrong. (mostly true :)
- Unfortunately, Heather was not able to make it to the studio but has a perfect home studio of her own in Germany (if only I had a home studio and one in Germany would be cool too).
And my personal 2 favorites of all and I think they speak for themselves:
- Unfortunately Heather has to work as a hooker to pay for her retro fashion obsession
- Unfortunately, Heather lost the ability to transform into Sasquatch